It's alive! Sewer Monster Found in Raleigh

It is an odd looking thing.

It's just Cheney and one of his secret hideouts :).

Dr Obomboid Speaks the Truth!!

But one morning, you may catch a nightmare glimpse a mass of gravy-like sludge climbing out of a drain, claiming new territory one centimeter at a time.

Great, add this to the other creatures I worry about coming up out of the drain, alligators, snakes....

Oh come, it can't be tha... OMGKILLITWITHFIRE!!!111

Eh. No big deal. A few years back scientists recorded the sound of still sleeping Cthulhu in his sunken city . Needless to say, I've abandoned all hope and begun to worship the Great Old Ones in the hopes of that I'll be among the first of the many devoured upon their reawakening.

relax. It's tubifex worms.

Let them eat ****!

Rawr